Thursday, August 28, 2025

Chapter 26

 26. Trap

Note: This is a made-up town and temple. No real models.

Look to the right.

Behind a thick glass door, lots of fancy sweets are lined up in a glass case.

There are shortcakes with tons of whipped cream, rich brown chocolate cakes, and colorful fruit-topped tarts.

All super tempting treats.

A voice says, “Come here.”

Now, look to the left.

Inside, through the glass walls, shelves are full of bread.

There are savory breads packed with ingredients, sweet breads with chocolate and jam, and buttery rolls inviting you.

Another voice calls out, “Come over here.”

Utsugi swallows nervously.

She’s standing in the middle of the street, feeling torn.

Her mouth waters just thinking about eating everything.

But she clenches her fists and holds herself back.

“No, I can’t,” she thinks.

She’s here to help Minato, not to eat sweets.

She needs to do her job for the mountain god.

She has to be strong and wait.


Minato and his group are heading to a temple but get stuck because of a trap like a honey trap but with butter that blocks their way.

They’re only about fifteen minutes away on foot, but they’re stuck.

Minato looks down at Utsugi, who’s trembling and clutching her legs, fighting her desire to eat.

He feels a bit sorry for her.

Seiri and Torika, on the other side, are sniffing the air, drawn to the smell of sweets.

They’re completely distracted and can’t move.

It’s understandable they’re seeing so many yummy cakes and bread for the first time.


They left home early in the morning, taking taxis, shinkansen, and local trains to get to this old town.

They arrived smoothly, guided by an app.

The station is surrounded by old shops on both sides of a brick street.

It’s already around 2 p.m.

The sky is cloudy, and it’s cold and windy.

A big bird flies past, making loud, sharp cries.

Flags outside the shops flutter loudly in the wind.

Minato shrugs his shoulders, feeling cold.

He doesn’t go out much only once a week and every time, it feels colder outside.

This place is even colder than near the Kusunoki house.

Minato prefers staying home with everyone and having fun.

He’s not really into sightseeing here.

He just wants to finish quickly and go back.

But the others just stand there, like mountains completely still.

The three dogs can’t stop staring at the smell of baked bread and sweets.

They’re not hungry they ate on the train.

They bought bento boxes in a private room and happily ate without anyone noticing.

They’re invisible to humans.

If they were in regular seats, their food would disappear instantly.

Harima already booked a private room, so they’re safe.

They don’t know when they’ll leave they might stay overnight, but they want to go home today.

But things aren’t going well.

Minato stands in the middle of the street, expressionless, eyes empty and sad.

People walk past, avoiding him because he looks so lifeless.

Looking down, Seiri and Torika are desperately fighting their curiosity.

They’ve never been outside the mountain before.

They only saw the station inside the train and are amazed by the sweets and bread.

The smell of baked bread is strong and tempting a total trap.

Their sharp noses can’t resist.

Seiri and Torika hold onto Minato’s legs tightly.

They’re completely caught.

They can’t move.

They should have expected this; it was foolish not to.

Maybe they should have given them that famous really hard ice cream as a dessert, but it was too cold, so they didn’t.

Minato just wants to finish this quickly and go home.

He whispers softly:

“Let’s buy cake and bread on the way back.”

“Really?! That’s awesome!?”

Their eyes sparkle, and Minato sighs, smiling reluctantly.

If this little bit of motivation helps, it’s worth it.

He thinks about souvenirs for the mountain gods and urges the slow-moving dogs to walk.

Then, suddenly....

A devil appears.

Lirilin, Lirilin.

A handbell rings.

It’s the sound from the shop’s door opening, made by a smiling clerk dressed like a little demon.

He cheerfully says:

“Apple pie just came out of the oven! Fresh and hot! Want one?”

The smell of freshly baked apple pie hits them hard.

It’s sweet and tangy, full of apple aroma.

Spicy cinnamon smell mixes in.

And rich, buttery scent fills the air.

The three dogs shake and cling to Minato’s legs, trembling.

Near the shop entrance, they’re stuck, staring at the smiling clerk, and see the apple pies.

They can’t resist anymore.

They buy three hot, fresh apple pies, excitedly.

While carrying the bags, they hear a loud caw.

They look up.

A crow is perched on the roof, glaring down.

It caws again, a bit longer this time.

Utsugi gently pulls on Minato’s sleeve.

The crow turns its head and looks back at them.

It seems to be telling them:

“Follow me.”

And they understand without words.

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Chapter 25

 Chapter 25: Off to Battle

He wasn't yelling.

But the shock hit Minato's entire body so hard it felt like his brain was shaking. His hair stood on end and the blood drained from his face.

Harima, who'd taken the full force of the divine power, had gone completely pale.

The beast god lifted his face, and cold divine energy burst out. All the white fur on his body rose up and rippled. Overwhelming divine power rushed at them. The spring warmth disappeared from the room in an instant, replaced by freezing winter cold.

The god's face, full of dignity and completely different from his melted expression moments ago, looked down quietly at the frozen Harima. Minato's trembling body unconsciously tried to escape.

Just as the tension was ramping up fast, three marten faces popped out upside-down from the eaves. They all looked stern. Seri scolded in a harsh tone.

"Mountain god, that's too much."

"Yeah. Even if you're trying to make sure he doesn't think you're easy to use, that's going overboard. He's terrified. Poor guy."

"You could at least hear him out. You're always getting sweets from him anyway."

"So petty."

"Right, right. Your body's huge but your heart's tiny."

The mountain god brushed off Torika and Utsugi's noisy protests with "You're too loud" and relaxed his presence.

Immediately, the tense atmosphere scattered.

With the usual lazy vibe and gently swaying tail back, Minato let out a deep, deep breath, and Harima slumped forward with his hands on the table. He was gasping and trembling faintly the scare must have really gotten to him.

The mountain god raised his chin diagonally and snorted arrogantly.

"Well, fine. Once in a while is okay. He always has such admirable spirit, after all."

After taking one big deep breath, Minato turned to the mountain god.

"So with your power, I can enter that place?"

Harima flinched, but Minato didn't care anymore. It was too late now. He still couldn't completely relax his tense body, but he tried to ask in a cheerful voice.

Harima straightened up too. But he couldn't lift his gaze it stayed fixed on his hands on the table.

The mountain god, no longer holding back, pushed a box of Western sweets aside with his nose. Harima stared at the box sliding through the sea of sweets. To Harima, it probably looked like it was moving on its own. As an onmyoji, he seemed used to weird phenomena and wasn't too surprised.

When he moved aside the package with the strong butter smell, there was the black box he wanted. The huge black nose sniffed all over the box. Usually the mountain god was careful not to touch things, but now that his secret was out, he didn't care.

The rattling box pushed the surrounding sweets around. Poor Echigoya package it tilted and almost fell off the table.

Then a savior appeared.

Thanks to Harima gently holding it down, the 13th generation sakemanju package barely escaped disaster.

"Of course. I am the mountain god. Hmm, what is this? It's definitely sweet bean paste, but... Still, they didn't need to wrap it this thoroughly I'm just going to peel it off and throw it away anyway."

"You'll lend me your power?"

"Yes, I don't mind. Tell him that. Looks like I scared him a bit too much."

"Harima. The mountain god says he'll lend his power. Also, what's that sweet with the silver ribbon?"

"...Thank you very much. It's anko mochi from Suruga Honpo."

A comet streaked through the golden eyes, and the huge body trembled.

It was a famous sweet known throughout the country. The fancy city anko mochi that someone had muttered about wanting to try. You couldn't order it online.

While feeling warm and fuzzy watching the fidgeting mountain god, Minato was reminded once again that he really was a scary deity.


Six days later, early morning. In the Kusunoki estate's brightly lit dining room, Minato stood quietly in front of the table.

Looking down, he saw protective charms made from paper from the mountain god's mountain. A brush pen filled with sacred water ink. Several backup pens just in case.

And the original memo paper charms.

The half-filled ones weren't the flimsy paper from before he'd splurged on slightly thicker stock.

He distributed all of them into the pockets of his down vest, hoodie, and cargo pants. Finally, he stuffed his body bag full of paper covered with writing.

He couldn't write that many charms with purification power in one day. So after getting the request from Harima, he'd spent five days making these.

"Okay."

Everything fit. His pockets bulged a bit. He'd spent yesterday resting to be in perfect condition, and he felt great. He was in excellent health. Still, his voice and movements were stiff. He'd only dealt with evil spirits once he was a complete amateur.

Plus, in an otherworld full of evil spirits, he couldn't even predict what might happen. It would be impossible not to be nervous.

The situation was apparently urgent, but an outsider showing up probably wouldn't help. He might just get in the way. That's why he'd prepared so carefully. He hadn't expected to end up with so much stuff. It would slow him down.

"...Maybe fewer pens."

One pen per pocket was overkill. He rearranged them to just the right-side pockets. He suddenly raised his arms, lowered them. Squatted and bent his legs, straightened them. No problems with movement. He nodded firmly.


He left through the front door, locked it, and went around back. His winter clothes, chosen for the outside weather, felt hot in the spring-filled garden as his trekking shoes moved quietly across it. He stood facing the mountain god, who sat on his cushion in the center of the veranda. He tried to sound as cheerful as possible.

"Mountain god, I'm leaving things to you."

"Yes. Be very careful."

He spoke grandly and wagged his tail side to side.

Minato nodded and turned his back. On the large rock jutting out into the sacred pond, the Sacred Turtle and responding dragon stood quietly, watching Minato walk down the path.

"I'm off."

The Sacred Turtle nodded his head, and the responding dragon bowed deeply. Minato turned back to face the camphor tree and looked up at its lush green leaves.

"I'll come back as soon as I can."

The tree's crown rustled.

A gentle breeze blew toward Minato's back as he raised one hand and walked toward the back gate. From the very top of the swaying camphor tree, a single green leaf fluttered down and slipped into his hoodie pocket as if being sucked in.

Only the gods saw it.


He opened the back gate. The moment he stepped outside the property, cold air wrapped around his entire body. His breath was white. With every breath, the cold sank to his core. The outside world was freezing winter.

In the cold wind, the three martens were lined up waiting outside. They'd go with him to the site.

The destination was a temple in the middle of a town in another prefecture.

The mountain god was a mountain deity who basically never left this place. The three who'd been given the mission to show the results of their training looked dignified and reliable.

Minato smiled slightly and grabbed the strap of his body bag.

"Sorry for the wait. Let's go."

"Got everything? You didn't forget the snacks, right?"

"Utsugi."

Torika scolded him in a subdued voice and nudged him, while Seri on the end held his head.

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Chapter 24

This chapter is shorter so I add 1 more chapter this week  

Chapter 24: The Chosen One

Leaves danced in a small whirlwind. Inside the spinning column of wind above his hand, several leaves twirled and spun. The rotation got faster, then slower. As it spiraled upward, the leaves rose almost to the ceiling. Then it reversed and went down.

The three martens watched from around the low table as Minato controlled the wind freely.

The rotation suddenly changed speed. Utsugi, who'd been sitting next to Minato watching closely, got dizzy.

Minato smiled and stopped the wind. He gathered the leaves in mid-air, stacked them neatly, and lowered them onto the table. He did it all smoothly with just wind power, never touching them once.

Seri, watching from across the table, gently placed a green leaf on top of the stack.

"You're really neat about stuff like this, Minato."

"If I make a mess, cleaning up is annoying."

"Fair enough."

Torika nodded while holding up the dizzy Utsugi.

"You've gotten really good at using wind."

"Going all out probably helped."

Though it meant collapsing a bunch of times.

The mountain god had taken him to a weird place where several small mountains lined up. When told he could knock down as many trees as he wanted, Minato hesitated he didn't want to hurt trees for no reason. But the mountain god said it was fine because they were fake.

He touched a nearby trunk to check. It felt real but didn't smell like anything living. They were incredibly realistic fakes.

Looking up, even though there was no sun, everything was strangely bright. Actually, there was no smell, no sound, not even any temperature. It felt weird and wrong.

It was an incomplete divine realm the familiars had made together. The mountain god watched and laughed, saying he could split the mountain in half if he wanted. So Minato let loose with everything he had. And completely passed out.

When he woke up, he was on the veranda with morning mist around him. When he tried to get up, wondering if it was a dream, he got dizzy from crazy hunger. The mountain god, lying next to him, said he'd been asleep for a whole day. Minato was shocked.

After that, he spent every day training in the familiars' divine realm, learning to control his wind. He got tossed around by his own power but finally learned his limits and how to control it properly. Ten days passed in a flash.

He could handle it now, but even so, he couldn't split a mountain in two. But he could completely mow down all the trees on one mountain.

"It's totally bare," Utsugi's laughing voice had echoed through the divine realm, and that ended the training.

"I'm still nowhere near as good as the wind god, but I can control it now. I don't think I'll lose control anymore. I'm better at small stuff than big flashy moves anyway."

Just as Minato smiled and started clearing the table, the three animals reaching for cookies froze. Minato noticed the change. They always reacted to visitors from outside.

Looked like someone was here. As Minato put away the inkstone, Utsugi quickly stuffed five cookies in his mouth.


The martens, including the coughing Utsugi, climbed onto the roof. Right below them, a stiff-looking Harima and an extremely apologetic Minato sat around the table.

Of course, the mountain god between them absolutely refused to move no matter what. His tail kept wagging super fast.

Because today's gifts were more amazing than ever.

Japanese sweets, Western sweets, sake, and wine packed the entire table. Apparently Harima had brought everything Minato wrote on the protective charms last time. Even Minato was thinking he'd gone too far.

His face was pale wondering how much this all cost.

This wasn't a gift anymore. This was a bribe. Why? He'd only written two store names like usual. Oh wait maybe the product names were famous enough without the store names? Writing down RomanΓ©e-Conti, one of the world's best wines, had just been a tiny impulse.

With cold sweat running down his back, Minato faced Harima, who spoke up.

"I have a favor to ask."

"If I can do it, sure, anything."

He wanted to help with everything he had. After all this or rather, after making Harima bring all this he couldn't possibly refuse.

Minato straightened up and tried to look serious, but he couldn't keep it up because he could hear vacuum-level sniffing from the nose wandering over the Japanese sweets on the table.

"Hmm, this sweet bean paste smells new. Salt bean daifuku... no, maybe wheat bun. Or....."

When you thought he was busy guessing.

"Ugh, with this many things, the smells are all mixed up. The Western sweets in front are in the way. You too, Echigoya. I'm glad they're fresh, but you're being too loud. Move over."

His muttering was terrible. To stop himself from laughing, Minato clenched his teeth and squeezed his fists tight.

But then the one sniffing everything looked straight at Minato, smiled, and gave him useless information:

"There's mugwort too."

Come on. He had no idea what to say to that.

While keeping an eye on the excited mountain god, Harima started talking to the fidgety Minato.

Apparently there was a place with a vengeful spirit so strong that even all the onmyoji together couldn't beat it. He wanted Minato to go there and get rid of it directly. And it was really dangerous.

A ghost-hunting job.

Minato tilted his head, confused.

"I'll do it if you need me to, but why me?"

"That place isn't in our world. It's a special otherworld. Like here... You can live here. You're someone who's allowed to live here."

"Well yeah, this place definitely isn't normal..."

Anyone who came onto the Kusunoki estate would notice right away. There was no hiding it. Minato, wearing just a light cardigan, thought Harima must be hot in that thick winter coat.

He glanced at the mountain god. He was glaring at the Echigoya package near Harima, grumbling and acting like he didn't care. But his ears were clearly pointed at Harima. He was listening.

Harima sat up straight and continued stiffly.

"That vengeful spirit is probably a former god. The otherworld seems to be a corrupted divine realm. Usually only invited people can enter, but you... you could get in, I think..."

"You're counting on my power."

A deep, emotionless voice cut him off.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Chapter 19

Chapter 19: We Do Not Await Your Return

After climbing that ridiculously steep hill, there was a shrine waiting at the top.

Ichijo collapsed on all fours, gasping for air. When he finally caught his breath, he stood up and walked over to the shrine.

It was just an ordinary old stone shrine, nothing special about it. But somehow it looked weirdly clean. Even though it was stuck halfway up this impossible climb where nobody would ever come, it looked like someone had just scrubbed it down recently.

Maybe he really could get home. The thought made his heart pound.

He looked inside the shrine and saw two round stones. There was a third one, but it was cracked right down the middle.

Of course, there was no guarantee this shrine would actually take him back to his world.

The path kept going up toward the peak, but a huge boulder blocked the way completely. It might as well have been a dead end.

He didn't have a choice. He'd come this far he had to try.

This guy had an ego the size of Mount Everest and had barely ever apologized for anything in his life. But now he dropped down on one knee. Then the other. He sat up straight in that formal kneeling position and put his hands flat on the ground.

Slowly, he bent forward until his sweaty hair touched the dirt.

"Please, I'm begging you. Please send me back to my world! Please, just let me go home!"

Over and over again, dozens of times. He pressed his forehead to the ground, pleading desperately. He shouted from the bottom of his lungs, meaning every single word.

But his voice just echoed back from the mountain, empty and hollow. Nothing happened. No wind, no wind chimes ringing.

Still, Ichijo wouldn't give up. He apologized to the trees, the leaves, the vines, the roots everything he'd damaged on his way up. 

"I'm sorry, forgive me, please forgive me." He said it again and again.

His voice got quieter and more hoarse.

Even so, he kept forcing the words out. His hands shook as he grabbed at the dirt, using every bit of strength he had left.

"Mountain god, please, please, just let me go back..."


"Let me go back! Whoa!"

He stumbled backward but someone caught his arm before he could fall. After getting his balance back, Ichijo saw the traditional gate in front of him and freaked out.

"What are you talking about?"

The person holding his arm a woman with thin hands asked quietly. He turned around and saw his childhood friend's familiar face, eyebrows slightly furrowed. She'd looked at him the same way since they were kids.

Usually he'd insult that expression, call her boring or depressing, but seeing it now made him feel incredibly relieved.

"I'm... back..."

He whispered in a shaky voice, running his hands all over himself like he was checking to make sure everything was there.

To her, he just looked like he was acting weird. Where did all that arrogance from before go? Just a minute ago he was being a total jerk.

He'd been about to kick down someone's door a stranger's creepy-looking house, no less when he suddenly flew backward. She'd only reached out to stop him from doing something so awful and happened to catch his arm.

The guy was heavier than her. She'd caught him on instinct, but she should've just let him fall on the gravel.

Right after thinking that, he started yelling about going home. She had no idea what was happening. If this was a joke, it wasn't funny.

His face looked like he was about to cry. She couldn't understand why he'd suddenly changed like this, so she let go of his arm in disgust. At least he hadn't hit his head since she'd caught him.

She stepped back to get away from him, but he stepped forward. She moved three steps to the side; he came at her from an angle.

The sound of footsteps crunching on gravel echoed in front of the gate.

She couldn't shake him off. At this rate, he might actually grab onto her. Just thinking about it made her skin crawl.

This is creepy. Someone help me. God, Buddha, Mom anyone! And what's with that gross relieved look on his face? Stay away from me!

She couldn't say any of this out loud. Feeling pathetic and frustrated, she bit down hard on her dry lip...

Ching.

A sound came from the house, and everything changed instantly.

The moment that clear, high-pitched tone rang out, Ichijo's red face went pale and he took off like a scared rabbit.

He kicked up gravel everywhere, took a few big steps, then totally wiped out. He slid sideways across the ground, carving a long groove in the gravel with his body.

He jumped right back up and ran down the dirt road as fast as he could. He disappeared into the distance... and fell again.

He vanished behind the rice plants swaying in the fields. A bunch of red dragonflies flew overhead.

She just stood there, stunned, watching her childhood friend run for real for the first time ever.

Ching, ching.

The sound came from behind her again.

This time, it didn't have that bone-chilling, terrifying feeling from before. The wind chime just sounded reassuring, almost majestic.

For some reason, she could breathe so much easier now. She smiled a little, stood there with her eyes closed, and just listened while taking deep breaths.


"What an annoying pest. He should've left ages ago."

The mountain god opened his eyes and growled, his face scrunched up in irritation.

He'd only rung the wind chimes to get rid of that irritating Ichijo. Helping the woman was just a side effect.

The mountain god didn't care what happened to humans who didn't respect him. Why should he?

People who normally didn't believe in gods who even made fun of them only to beg for help when they were in trouble were ridiculous. He wasn't going to listen to such selfish wishes.

Gods weren't there for human convenience. They weren't superheroes who came running whenever someone called.

The mountain god had been asleep for a long time, and waking up had put him in a seriously bad mood. Since there was no doorbell ringing, Minato, who'd been sitting at the low table, quietly went back inside. When he came back out, he was carrying a plate of sweet bean cakes.

The mountain god's fur had been standing on end from his bad mood (he could smell it even before seeing it), but now it settled down and he sat up.

Using so much divine power to trap one human's mind in the spirit world had worn him out. He needed to sleep for a while. But first, he was definitely going to get his energy back.

"I'll take some." "Go ahead."

While the mountain god's tail wagged frantically, Minato also picked up one of the sweets with a toothpick.


Someone with a twisted personality doesn't just become a good person after a few months. People forget their lessons once the immediate consequences are gone.

Ichijo's bullying behavior, which had been quiet for a while, was starting to show up again lately.


At an onmyoji dormitory somewhere in Tokyo, Ichijo sat in his chair in a corner of a room with the blinds closed, hands shoved in his pockets, legs spread wide.

Right across from him, his childhood friend who'd put on a little weight recently kept staring at her phone.

Their coworkers at nearby desks kept glancing over at Ichijo, who was radiating a dangerous mood. There was this weird excited atmosphere in the air, like everyone was waiting for something to happen.

Ichijo had no clue about any of this. He was just pissed that his childhood friend only gave him half-hearted responses to everything.

"I'm telling you, don't go with that guy. He's bad news."

"I can't help it. It's work."

"You've gotten... well... you've put on weight recently, so you'll just slow things down even more."

SNAP! A ballpoint pen broke. A young woman at a nearby desk had done it.

Her perfectly manicured hand threw the broken pen into the trash can at her feet. She immediately pushed her chair back.

As she started to stand up, someone grabbed her thin shoulder from the next seat over, pinning her to the chair. She couldn't get up.

She glared at whoever had grabbed her with that iron grip. It was a woman who was still beautiful despite being middle-aged, sitting there looking completely calm.

The younger woman was furious about the nasty things being said to her friend, and she was radiating pure rage.

Don't stop me! I'm going to destroy that harassment-loving coward today!

Getting this silent message, the older woman shook her head. She lifted one corner of her bright red lips and sent a meaningful look with her naturally long eyelashes.

Wait.

The angry woman suddenly understood and transformed back into a proper lady, grinning and nodding. These were the Harima sisters, who looked a lot alike.


Evil spirit removal jobs were usually done in pairs. Ichijo had been getting more and more annoyed lately about his childhood friend who he'd been worrying about being partnered with men who weren't him.

Especially since her partner was that annoying Harima guy. He'd been giving orders mixed with his personal feelings: don't go, refuse the assignment.

But he didn't understand where these frustrated emotions were coming from, and everyone around him looked at the emotionally stunted Ichijo with lukewarm pity every day.

His childhood friend's blunt responses made Ichijo even more irritated. She kept looking at her screen and tucking her hair behind her ear, completely unaware of his feelings too.

"Hey! Look at me for once...."

Ching.

His complaint got cut off. Without missing a beat, Ichijo kicked his chair over and spun around. Looking panicked and desperate, he ran through the gap between the desk and wall and burst out of the room.

The papers on the wall that had been blown around by the wind slowly settled back into place.

This would keep him quiet for several days.

Looking annoyed, the woman reluctantly stood up and put the fallen chair back. She turned to face the men who were trying not to laugh and the women giving her thumbs up.

"Sorry for the trouble."

She apologized with a completely different expression a brilliant, radiant smile. The corners of her glossy lips stayed turned up.

"It works perfectly, and it's just a phone ringtone."

"I wonder what's so scary about it. It's actually a nice sound."

She hugged her phone to her chest with both hands like it was precious treasure, smiling with healthy, rosy cheeks.

"You're right. I should probably download it too, just in case."

The exasperated man in a Panama hat sitting diagonally across from her also pulled out his phone.

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Chapter 21

Chapter 21: A New Non-Human Being

These days, cold winter winds had started blowing. While the outside world was entering a season where warm soups were much appreciated, the Kusunoki estate's garden remained its usual peaceful spring, where even cold drinks tasted great any time of day.

To spend an elegant afternoon together, they were receiving a direct delivery from the mountain god's home. It was the familiars visiting after a long time.

Carrying the cold outside air with them, the older pair Seri and Torika stood on their hind legs and bowed properly.

"The mountain god is always greatly in your debt."

"Sorry he's always taking up so much space here. It's just a little something, but please accept this."

In front of them was a bamboo basket piled high with mountain bounty. Wild grapes, dogwood berries, chestnuts, persimmons. All beautifully colored and large seasonal fruits that looked delicious.

As Minato accepted them with thanks, he could feel autumn's arrival even from the cold surface of the bamboo basket. Sitting on the edge of the veranda, he smiled wryly.

"You two don't need to be so formal."

"Right?"

Utsugi, sitting next to Minato, was plucking wild grapes from the basket and tossing them into his mouth one after another, munching away. He didn't hold back when it came to things from his own mountain. The older pair glared at the carefree youngest, but he didn't care at all.

"Minato, you should eat some too. They're delicious."

He was really chowing down with obvious enjoyment.

They should probably wash them first. When Minato washed the wild grapes and dogwood berries, arranged them on a large plate, and returned with a bag of Western sweets, he was greeted with loud cheers.

Even the usually responsible older pair swayed their bodies excitedly, which was cute and heartwarming. Utsugi went without saying.

Before, they would have made such a fuss they'd shriek and bounce around, but now they just stamped their feet a bit. They'd grown up, apparently.

"Here you go."

"Thanks!"

The three happily accepted the madeleines.

They had good manners. They always waited quietly until things were handed to them directly. But even though they got along well, when food was involved, it was a different story. To avoid ruthless battles, Minato made sure to give them the same things in equal amounts.

They sat in a row on the edge of the veranda, happily gnawing away.

"I heard you're training?"

"That's right."

"You all seem more reliable than before."

"Really? That makes me happy."

Seri and Torika swished their tails restlessly.

"Yeah, I think your atmosphere has changed from before."

"Does that mean we're like the mountain god?!"

Utsugi leaned forward from beside him, asking eagerly. Behind him, Seri and Torika also stared intently.

That seemed to be their goal.

They were beings separated from the mountain god's spirit, so originally they were the same thing. He did feel like they'd gained the same kind of unshakable stability as the mountain god.

Behind them all, on the giant cushion in the center of the veranda, the mountain god was curled up with his eyes closed. Despite all the noise, the white hill that wouldn't budge for anything continued rising and falling regularly he was sleeping peacefully. Pretty thick-skinned.

"Yeah, you're getting similar."

"Yes! Then give me another one as a reward."

That shamelessness too. Even as he thought this, Minato unwrapped the butter sandwiches and handed them out to their small front paws one by one.

Whenever he gave them new sweets for the first time, they'd examine them carefully from every angle. They'd smell them thoroughly, look at each other and nod, then all bite down at once on cue.

It was like a "we live together, we die together" spirit that was amusing. The moment they bit down, stars scattered in their round little eyes. They seemed to like them and were stuffing their cheeks wordlessly. The older pair chewed slowly and thoughtfully like the mountain god. Utsugi tossed his whole into his mouth and held his mouth with his front paws while puffing out his cheeks.

They especially loved anything with butter. By the way, they wouldn't even look at things made with margarine or shortening. Their gourmet palates were also inherited from the mountain god.

Anyway, today's delicacy was thick butter cream with a light texture sandwiched between crispy thin sablΓ© cookies. He'd thought they'd definitely like it when he saw it in the local information magazine.

Of course, it was all thanks to Harima. When he heard they were working hard at training, he slipped in a piece of paper with the store and product names that were rumored around town, as usual, and hit the jackpot in one try.

Though remembering the mountain god's dejected look when those gifts arrived made his chest ache a little. Harima had been pretty flustered too.

He watched the three of them peacefully as they chatted happily about being able to work even harder.

A gentle breeze rustled the garden trees. At the sound of leaves rustling, Minato looked at the garden. In his line of sight was a young tree swaying its leaves a camphor tree. It looked terribly unreliable.

Seri, who had finished eating, noticed Minato's worried expression.

"Minato? What's wrong?"

"The camphor tree... it seems to have stopped growing."

He got down from the veranda and walked along the path toward the camphor tree. The three animals also jumped down to the ground and followed.

The young tree with its green leaves, completely different from the autumn-colored trees in the mountain background, had grown rapidly at first but remained at eye level, unchanged.

When they all gathered around the young tree, its modest crown rustled and shook as if shivering.

"It's healthy, I guess. It sways like it's playing with the wind, and it just moved now, right? But after that sudden growth spurt, it hasn't grown at all. Even though I give it sacred water every day, it hasn't gotten even a centimeter taller, and the leaves haven't increased."

"It doesn't seem like there's any particular problem. Hmm, I wonder. This tree lives by different principles than ordinary camphor trees."

"I see."

"Because it's a sacred tree."

"A sacred tree. Right, normally leaves and branches don't move."

Having spent so much time in the Kusunoki estate's garden, his common sense had apparently gotten warped somewhere along the way. At Minato's feet, Utsugi looked up at the camphor tree.

"It's still so thin, we can't climb it yet."

The three, who were good at climbing trees, gently touched the base. The thin trunk could easily be grasped with one small paw of a small animal.

A small turtle that had come up from the sacred pond crawled toward their feet as they surrounded the tree with worry. Minato noticing the Sacred Turtle looking up at him earnestly and the familiars turning sharp gazes toward the back gate happened almost simultaneously.

From everyone's behavior, Minato realized something was at the back gate, and Seri told him, "It seems we have a visitor."

He chased after the Sacred Turtle crawling quickly, and they all went toward the back gate in a line.

When Minato looked back, the mountain god was lying on his back on the cushion. From his relaxed state, it was clear this was not a problematic visitor.

The Sacred Turtle, who had already reached the back gate, turned toward them and waited. This speed, different from his usual leisurely pace, suggested it might be someone he was waiting for.

Minato hurried over and looked.

Beyond the latticed door, something long and slender stood gracefully on the ground.

A dragon.

A long, thin body. Two long horns. Bat-like wings. With its back wings folded and standing elegantly on three-toed hind legs.

When their eyes met, Minato held his breath, and the dragon bowed its head politely. It seemed quite courteous, he thought while reflexively bowing back.

He opened the gate and invited it in. It fluttered its wings leisurely and glided past him through the air it was smaller than the martens surrounding Minato's feet.

He couldn't help staring. It couldn't be helped a creature he'd thought was fictional had appeared right in front of him.

Standing beside the Sacred Turtle, it was easy to guess they were the same type of being. Its entire body was pearl-colored. However, this one had a strong blue tint. The sunlight pouring down from the autumn sky enhanced its beautiful shine.

The dragon seemed to have a conversation with the Sacred Turtle, then glanced at the camphor tree and turned its gaze toward the veranda. The mountain god, still lying down, waved one front paw slightly in the air.

"Do as you see fit."

That's what he was saying Minato, who had been around long enough, could tell.

Finally, the dragon looked at Minato. It was probably asking for permission.

"If the mountain god is giving permission, then please, go ahead?"

It nodded as if it understood, floated up gently, and approached the camphor tree. It circled around once. Its eyes glowed faintly, and its entire body emitted blue-silver light.

Soon, one of the countless sheep-like clouds floating in the high autumn sky descended silently.

About a meter above the top, a cloud large enough to cover the camphor tree stopped.

As Minato and the martens waiting near the back gate watched with wide eyes, the dragon's radiance increased and fine rain began falling from the cloud. The glowing dragon flew around and around the cloud. The rain would get stronger or weaker accordingly.

When Minato realized it was adjusting the rainfall, the camphor tree shook greatly...

WHOOSH! It shot up to nearly twice its height all at once.

"Whoa!!"

Ignoring the onlookers making noise below, it kept growing rapidly with sounds like rustling leaves and house settling. Chasing the sheep cloud that continued slowly ascending toward the sky, it grew high, high, stretching freely upward.

The trunk thickened visibly, branches extended, leaves multiplied. It grew massive both vertically and horizontally.

The Sacred Turtle beside the trembling Minato stretched his neck and opened and closed his mouth. Instantly, the camphor tree, which had grown to nearly twice the height of the roof, stopped growing completely. Only the ascending cloud continued on, returning to rejoin its companions.

What remained was a camphor tree that had grown magnificently enough to be called a great tree.

As if expressing joy, it shook its rounded, ball-shaped crown with a rustling sound.

The dragon, which had been flying overhead, approached Minato and the others, who stood there with their mouths agape in amazement. Its face was filled with the satisfaction of a job well done.

It landed beside the Sacred Turtle and looked at them expectantly.

"He says... he wants to live in the pond."

"Oh, yes. If it's okay with the turtle... please, go ahead."

Both Seri, who was translating, and Minato, who answered, were still in shock from what they'd witnessed. The responding dragon, with its long whiskers flowing gracefully, bowed deeply once again.


The new co-resident god, the responding dragon, liked wine. He seemed to be a bit of a problem drinker who flew around when drunk, and was now floating cheerfully around Minato during his evening relaxation. Holding a wine glass, floating gently without bumping into anything or anyone.

Pretty skillful, Minato thought admiringly. Thanks to the Sacred Turtle forcibly increasing his alcohol luck, lately he'd been receiving not just sake but wine too, and he'd been wondering what to do since he had no one to consume it with. Problem solved.

It was probably a welcoming gift from the Sacred Turtle to the responding dragon.

This also solved the mystery of the Sacred Turtle's suspected pond relocation. The side that had become just pebbles was apparently where the responding dragon would live it was consideration so the dragon could arrange his dwelling to his own taste.

The mountain god had told him earlier that the responding dragon had also been possessed by evil spirits for a long time. It was Harima's family crest on the gauntlet that had exorcised them, so apparently the dragon was quite grateful to Minato.

Though Minato thought Harima was probably the one who actually did the exorcising. Anyway, the Sacred Turtle and responding dragon got along very well, and the lonely pond had become lively, which was wonderful.

The mountain god remained unwavering in his exclusive devotion to Japanese sweets today as well. He was stuffing his cheeks with mitarashi dango for after-dinner dessert. Of course, it was piled high with sweet red bean paste. Just looking at it was enough to give you heartburn.

Minato, who had stretched his legs out below the veranda, wiped his hair with the towel on his head.

"I stayed in the bath too long. So hot."

"That's unusual. Usually you take quick showers like a crow's bath."

The mountain god, looking at Minato's red face, wasn't very good with foreign words. The way he spoke them a bit haltingly reminded Minato of his late grandfather, always bringing back nostalgic feelings.

"Just felt like it. At home, the hot spring was basically available twenty-four hours a day, and it's a hassle to run a bath just for myself."

"Do you miss the hot spring?"

"Well, somewhat. I didn't realize how differently it affects fatigue recovery until I left home."

Minato laughed as he talked about how their sulfur spring was effective for fatigue recovery.

Listening to this were the mountain god with mitarashi dango in his mouth, the small turtle guzzling sake from a large cup, and the dragon who had switched to a wine bottle and was drinking straight from it. Where Minato couldn't see, the gods quietly exchanged glances. 

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Chapter 20

 Chapter 20: Works Like a Charm

The mountain trees had turned red and yellow, completely changing into their autumn clothes, while the Kusunoki estate's garden remained stuck in spring as usual. A pleasant breeze that completely ignored the seasons swayed the green leaves of the camphor tree.

After working overtime for job after job, the exhausted wind chime was finally taken down from under the eaves. Minato thought the red goldfish painted on the glass looked tired too, so he carefully polished it and put it away in its box.

Now it was sleeping deep in the walk-in closet. It would probably have to work hard again next year. Time for a well-deserved rest.

Instead, the quiet garden was filled with the sound of something hard being ground scritch, scritch. It was the sound of Minato working hard to grind ink.

The mountain god, lying on his custom-made giant cushion, yawned big at the relaxing sound.

"Takes quite a while, doesn't it?"

"Yeah, but it seems really effective."

Most importantly, he wasn't using ordinary tap water he was using sacred water.

Minato had been experimenting over and over, trying to make his protective charms even more powerful. After trying several different pens, he'd found that brush pens were the easiest to channel purification power through.

Just when he thought he'd settled on that, Harima gave him a high-end calligraphy set. Ten brushes that even an amateur could tell were classy. Plus a seriously intimidating ink stone that felt heavy and pressuring just to look at.

It was all way too fancy for a beginner.

It seemed like a waste not to use it, but it would be an even bigger waste to leave it unused. He looked up how to do it online, and even though his technique was shaky at first, he was already getting the hang of it. He was pretty good with his hands.

"The ink smells really nice."

He added a bit of sacred water from a small ceramic dropper to the thick ink, then kept grinding.

"This is actually pretty relaxing. Maybe I should try copying sutras too."

"That might be good. Especially if you use that paper."

The mountain god looked toward a stack of traditional paper at the edge of the low table. From large sheets to business card size all different thicknesses of handmade paper, also from Harima, of course.

When Harima had visited a few days ago and pulled the paper from his bag, the mountain god had snorted. Apparently it was made from mulberry bark taken from the mountain god's own mountain.

Being able to tell at a glance that it came from his mountain wasn't his nose a little too good? Minato was impressed but also a bit freaked out.

Harima had seemed pretty nervous, but the mountain god didn't get angry. He just handed over the paper and quickly left. As usual, he never stayed long.

Anyway, if Harima wanted something even more effective, then Minato would put even more effort into it.

Thinking it was about ready, he dipped the fresh brush into the black ink and touched the tip to the brilliant white paper.

"Oh, it doesn't bleed. Totally different from cheap brush pens."

The sharp, clear black ink stood out beautifully against the white paper. He wasn't used to handling the soft brush yet it was different from the stiff pens but as he flowed through writing the characters, it was easier to channel purification power and his expression brightened.

After finishing several pieces, he held up the first and last ones toward the mountain god.

"How are they?"

"Good. The right one is much better. You managed to put power into it evenly from start to finish."

"I see, thanks."

The mountain god didn't give detailed advice, but he could see how well the charms turned out something Minato couldn't check himself. Even though Minato was getting better at channeling purification power, he couldn't confirm the final quality of his protective charms.

His spiritual sight was hopeless. The mountain god had declared that even training wouldn't help much, so he'd given up on that.

Minato wasn't trying to become an onmyoji anyway. He just wanted to improve the precision of his abilities.

They say even a master calligrapher doesn't choose his brush, but good brushes really do write differently. He decided to try another brush this one had white animal fur.

The martens had made complicated faces when they realized it was made from weasel fur.

"This is nice. Easy to write with."

The mountain god glanced at the satisfied Minato with amusement. It was probably lucky that the martens weren't here today to hear that.

"Are those guys doing well?"

"More energetic than ever."

The familiars were currently training. Apparently they'd been really frustrated by how they could only cower in fear when they encountered that mass of corruption before, so they'd volunteered to train to build up their resistance to impurity.

The mountain god wouldn't tell him what their training involved, but every time they came to visit, they seemed more reliable. He could feel their growth.

The mountain god was connected to them. Even though he spent his days lounging around the Kusunoki estate, he'd started suddenly roaring encouragement:

"Too slow!"

"You're getting better!"

"But still not enough!" and so on.

He'd always talked to himself, but lately it was especially frequent. But it didn't disturb Minato—it actually helped his concentration.

The beautiful cone-shaped brush tip flowed smoothly and lightly, spinning out characters filled with special power.

"Look at this."

The characters written on postcard-sized traditional paper read "Mountain God" and "Turtle." Seeing the protective charm glowing with flickering jade-green light, the mountain god nodded gravely.

"Good, very good."

"Better than the earlier ones?"

"Yes, this one will last much longer than those. But I should mention his name is Sacred Turtle."

"Oh really? I didn't know he had such an impressive name."

"He is a spiritually powerful, mystical beast."

"I can tell."

The incredible luck with alcohol had continued since then he couldn't help but notice.

Whenever he went shopping, he'd get free sake from various stores, and every time he went to a liquor shop, he could buy rare, hard-to-find alcohol. It had become normal.

The Sacred Turtle's shameless attraction of alcohol was bottomless and kind of scary.

The mountain god lifted his massive body from where he'd been lying and settled at one corner of the low table.

"Come, bring me that paper with my name on it."

Minato moved it over along with the felt mat. The mountain god asked for the ink stone too, so he brought that forward. Without hesitation, the mountain god pressed his paw pad down and stamped it on the lower left of the paper. A vivid paw print appeared in black ink.

The mountain god looked smug. The paper was fine, but the ink on his white fur would be hard to get off. But when Minato looked at the dirty paw pad, the black color disappeared instantly.

"Well, you are a god after all. So what does this mean?"

The mountain god turned his back and lay down on the cushion, saying, "I put in a prayer for safe travels." He rested his chin on the supremely comfortable, densely stuffed cushion and narrowed both eyes contentedly.

"So you won't get lost anywhere."

Not knowing the hidden meaning behind those words, Minato innocently pressed his hands together toward the paper, saying "How grateful." While the mountain god purred with amusement and chuckled low, the Sacred Turtle crawled up onto the veranda.

Hearing the sound, Minato turned his head.

"Turtle, or should I call you Sacred Turtle?"

From the way he shook his head left and right, it seemed the usual name was fine. When Minato asked what he wanted, the mountain god prompted, "Same as me."

When Minato placed the paper with "turtle" written on it and the ink stone on the floor, the Sacred Turtle also stamped it. He pressed down powerfully, slightly wrinkling the paper.

Minato couldn't sense anything special about it, but he could tell it was filled with tremendous power.

"Does this improve luck with alcohol?"

"Financial luck."

"Oh, amazing."

Ignoring the mysteriously chuckling gods, Minato just felt happy and added small notes next to their stamps: "Lost prevention. Take me on trips too" and "Money luck up up ↑↑"

It was undeniably a bit silly.


A few days later, when he gave them to Harima, the man was struck speechless and nearly lost his soul.

"Harima... hello, Harima..."

He kept calling the name of the man who wouldn't take the bundle of protective charms he was offering. Harima was frozen with his eyes wide open.

After a while, he snapped back to his senses and reverently accepted them with trembling hands. But he looked terrified of what he was holding, and his complexion wasn't good.

Seeing this extraordinary reaction, Minato finally realized he'd created some seriously powerful protective charms.

Though he figured it was just because the mountain god's and turtle's power was amazing he didn't count his own abilities.

Speaking of that great god, he had his tail spinning and his face fixed directly above the package of sweets on the table. He wouldn't move. He was radiating divine energy with the firm will that he absolutely would not budge from this spot.

"Tell him to do whatever he wants."

Because the mountain god couldn't eat until Harima left.

"Um, please do whatever you like with them, Harima. Use them, sell them, display them at home, whatever."

"I'll gratefully do so."

The onmyoji spoke as if squeezing out the words and bowed deeply with beautiful form.

Ching.

A familiar sound came from inside his trench coat. Harima pushed up his glasses and pulled his phone from his jacket's breast pocket, just glancing at the display. Minato asked curiously.

"Isn't that out of season now?"

"Well, yes. But I've grown fond of this tone."

For a moment, his face showed an unfathomable smile softer than before. While Minato accepted this innocently, the mountain god snorted with amusement.


Minato stopped while crossing the arched bridge over the sacred pond. He was staring at something in the sacred water.

He'd noticed something strange. On the right side of the arched bridge, there were lots of water plants swaying beyond the sunlight reflecting on the surface, but on the left side, there wasn't a single water plant.

Under the bridge, the Sacred Turtle was swimming busily back and forth with water plants trailing from his mouth.

"Moving? Or redecorating?"

Compared to the lonely left side with just pebbles, the right side was quite lively. Not only were various water plants growing densely without gaps, but there was also a particularly eye-catching small gate in the back.

It was a dragon palace-style gate in vivid red and white with a seven-colored sparkling jewel on top.

Maybe beyond it was connected to some palace. Maybe if you went through there, you'd be greeted by tai and flounder, the dancing specialists.

It was incredibly intriguing, but he deliberately didn't ask about it.

Curiosity killed the cat.

He didn't want to ruin himself with unnecessary curiosity. There are many things in the world that you're happier not knowing. The sacred pond was essentially the Sacred Turtle's domain, and if he wanted to arrange it to be more comfortable, that was his business.

"Probably just a change of mood. Everyone feels like that sometimes, right."

Still carrying his unanswered questions, he headed back to the house.

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Monday, August 25, 2025

Chapter 22

 Chapter 22: Dramatic Again

What a shock.

When Minato opened the curtains, there was a hot spring in the corner of his garden.

It was surrounded by rocks of all sizes, with white steam rising from the round pool of water. A real outdoor hot spring, right there in his yard.

He stood there holding the half-open curtain, completely speechless.

"Well... I mean, yeah, I'm surprised... but that's actually a hot spring... No way."

Through the rising steam, he could see a huge white figure resting his chin on a rock while soaking in the water. Even from far away, he could tell the mountain god had his eyes closed and was probably thinking

"Ahh, this is heaven."

He opened the window and stepped outside. His sandals moved quietly along the stone path, trying not to disturb the peaceful morning.

The lawn around the area had been rearranged, and the sacred pond was a bit smaller now. But it was huge to begin with and only had two residents, so it didn't feel cramped.

He stopped to check on the pond. The little turtle and dragon were glowing with pearl-like light as they slept at the bottom. They'd been drinking late last night, so they probably wouldn't wake up until noon.

The dragon's side of the pond was all rocks now, completely different from the turtle's lush green area. The dragon apparently liked squeezing into gaps between the big rocks to sleep.

They'd split the pond down the middle at the arched bridge. Even though they were good friends, they kept clear boundaries.

Next to the pond, he looked up at the sacred camphor tree. It had grown into a massive tree, and the trunk he'd wrapped with rope was now so thick he couldn't reach around it with both arms.

The leaves overhead rustled gently. High up in the branches, he could see three white shapes—the familiars sleeping in their favorite spots after finishing their training. They were probably keeping quiet so they wouldn't wake each other up. He touched the trunk lightly to say good morning.

As he got closer to the hot spring, he caught a whiff of sulfur that made him smile with nostalgia.

He crouched down near the rock where the big wolf was resting and dipped his hand in the water. The heat felt amazing, soaking right into his bones. When he cupped some water in his hands, he could see mineral deposits floating in it.

"It's... a real hot spring..."

He couldn't help but gasp in amazement. The mountain god, floating peacefully, cracked open one eye. He looked extremely pleased with himself.

"This is insane..."

Hearing the awe in Minato's voice, the mountain god snorted with satisfaction and made a pleased rumbling sound.

"Well? How about a morning bath?"

"Don't mind if I do."

The mountain god was about one and a half times Minato's size. Even with that huge body in there, the spring was big enough that one more person wouldn't make it crowded. The house was surrounded by high walls, so he could bathe without worrying about anyone seeing him. He quickly grabbed a towel and clean clothes.


After soaking in the hot spring until he was dizzy, Minato was sprawled out on the wooden floor of the veranda, lying flat on his stomach with his cheek pressed against the cool boards.

"Ahhhh, I'm in heaven~"

"Good, good."

The mountain god never got overheated and was already enjoying his after-bath sweet potato candy. Minato finally managed to sit up halfway.

"Having your own private hot spring is crazy luxurious. Though I guess the guy who owned this place before was some big shot CEO, so maybe not such a big deal... for him?"

His head was still foggy from the heat, so his words came out slurred.

The mountain god's fur looked even more beautiful than before as he held his extra-large tea cup between his paws and lapped at it. He liked his tea warm rather than hot, so the cooled barley tea was perfect after a bath.

"Do humans think hot water is luxurious?"

"For us, yeah."

"To me, it's basically the same as regular water."

"Huh."

Learning that hot springs weren't a big deal for gods, Minato took a sip of his own water. The mountain god bit into his last piece of sweet potato candy, taking his time to savor it while glancing sharply at the back gate.

A moment later, loud rustling sounds came from the leaves. Seri and Torika came running down the tree trunk, and Utsugi fell to the ground with a thump.

The sudden noise broke the peaceful mood.

"What? What happened?" Minato asked, looking at the tree in surprise.

"Hmph, too slow," the mountain god grumbled.

At his scolding tone, Seri and Torika ran faster toward the back gate. Utsugi bounced up and joined them.

The mountain god quickly calmed down, wagged his tail, and told Minato, who was starting to get up, "Looks like we have another visitor."

"For me?"

Still confused, Minato headed for the back gate, but the sleepy Sacred Turtle and dragon who had climbed out of their pond blocked his way.

The two divine beings weren't hungover, but they were swaying and looked unsteady. Minato stopped.

"Friends of yours?" he asked.

They both nodded. When he asked to make sure, it seemed like they were.

He followed as they slowly led the way. The martens by the gate kept looking outside and then back at him, like they wanted to say something. Even though he was curious, he focused on checking who was visiting. He was getting used to this by now.

Excited to see what kind of being had shown up this time, he looked outside the gate. Something was hiding behind the gate post, peeking through the bars with just one eye showing. He could see one front leg covered in cream-colored scales.

Long whiskers hung down from what was clearly a dragon-like head.

"Oh! From back then!"

It was the lightning-fast deer-like creature he'd helped on the mountain a qilin.

Maybe his slightly loud voice scared it, because it quickly squeaked and hid completely in the corner. Between its trembling back legs, its tail was tucked all the way under.

For some reason, it was terrified.

If he spoke carelessly, it might run away again.

Not sure what to do, Minato looked back at the Sacred Turtle and dragon. Looking like "here we go again," the two faced the qilin through the gate bars. They were probably trying to talk it into coming in.

The martens, who could understand the conversation, just stood quietly at Minato's feet.

Soon the Sacred Turtle turned around, and Seri looked up at Minato.

"It wants to know if it can come in."

"Sure, go ahead."

Without opening the gate, it slipped right through.

They could come and go whenever they wanted. But it asked permission probably because the mountain god was here. As for the wind and thunder gods... well, even a little interaction with them made it obvious they did whatever they felt like.

Anyway, even though the qilin had entered, it wouldn't move from right behind the gate. It was completely cowering.

It was scared to death.

Was Minato scary, or were all humans scary? Being feared this much made him feel bad even though he hadn't done anything wrong.

Thinking maybe he should give it more space, Minato took three big steps back. The martens would translate between them, so that should work fine. The three animals understood and backed up with him. When he whispered "Please help," Seri gave him a reassuring nod.

When Minato backed away, the qilin stopped shaking. It straightened up and planted all four feet firmly on the ground. Though its tail was still tucked between its legs. Its brave attempt was actually kind of touching.

"Thank you so much for helping me before," it said through Seri.

Minato grinned and waved slightly. He kept his movements small to avoid scaring it. He figured it was better not to speak out loud either.

"Thanks to you, I got my mind and freedom back. Thank you so much. I can never thank you enough. I'll never forget what you did for me. But running away without even saying thanks was incredibly rude, and I'm really, really sorry..."

Then came a long, long series of apologies and thank you. For something so scared, it sure was chatty.

Minato kept what he hoped was a harmless smile on his face and nodded occasionally while listening.

Five minutes went by. With Seri's voice droning on like a lullaby, the Sacred Turtle and dragon leaned against each other and started dozing off. Next to them, the qilin stood up straight with tears in its eyes, probably from emotion.

Minato stood there with his hands clasped and his business smile getting a bit strained.

Only Seri kept translating seriously.

"....When your power destroyed that evil thing, I felt like I could fly to heaven. Actually, I did fly to heaven. I got so excited despite my age, it was embarrassing. But I think anyone would understand. The shock of that moment was just so, so..."

The grateful speech and endless self-narration continued. Utsugi got bored and leaned against Minato's legs, which had started to hunch over. Torika poked Utsugi's back.

Fifteen more minutes passed.

"...This is such a nice place you have here. It looks so comfortable, I'm jealous. You see, I'm wandering the world right now, no home to speak of. It's been so long since I've been free. Everything's changed so much, like Rip Van Win..."

It wasn't stopping. Minato's fake smile was gone.

Five more minutes later, the river of words finally...

"...So, as a small token of my gratitude"

Finally seemed to be wrapping up.

Oh, almost done, everyone perked up and straightened up. Then, through Seri's innocent child-like voice, came the bombshell:

"I want to make you a ruler of half the world."

"Thanks, but no thanks."

He refused immediately with a straight face. No way in hell.

The qilin shook violently, but Minato's heart was pounding and he broke out in a cold sweat. This terrifying reward was absolutely something he couldn't accept.

He'd seen the incredible power of the Sacred Turtle and dragon firsthand, so he had no doubt the qilin was just as powerful. He knew perfectly well he wasn't cut out for something that big. It was way beyond him. He didn't want it and had zero interest in it.

The future of the world and everyone's happiness would depend on his answer. The pressure made his throat go completely dry.

"Really, just saying thanks is plenty. I'm happy the way things are. I want to stay a normal person, just a regular guy. One face in the crowd, a nobody villager that's about right for someone like me. I'm begging you from the bottom of my heart. Please don't."

Before he knew it, he was leaning forward and pleading desperately. The qilin tilted its head, still scared. Being turned down seemed to surprise it.

"Why not? Humans are greedy, cruel things that steal land and resources, eat other species, and love killing each other too. If you grab power, you could pile up mountains of human corpses however you want."

Seri's emotionless, childish voice made the words even more chilling.

He couldn't argue with that. Humans had been doing exactly that throughout history and were still doing it now.

But not everyone was like that though he couldn't even speak up to argue or get any closer. He was getting more and more panicked.

Just when Minato was in serious trouble, two quiet laughs came from above.

"He says just thanks is fine. People are good at different things. That kid doesn't want stuff like that."

"Having half the world doesn't guarantee happiness anyway."

The laughing voices came to his rescue. Hearing the familiar voices, all the tension left his body and he looked up. Above the camphor tree, the wind and thunder gods were floating in mid-air.

But strangely, they weren't in their little kid forms they looked like teenage boys.

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